An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty’s maternity. Revelations regarding Rusty’s maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty’s paternity. Early concocts a popular new beverage. Early and the Sheriff reach a crossroads. Something strange comes out of Rusty’s butt. Early does his part to support Georgia public education. The squids meet a legless drifter.
Early discovers that his magic beans are far from magic. Granny cheats death for another week. Early learns a valuable lesson about the downside of mind control. Violence leads to marriage in a very special Squidbillies. Atlanta, home of several location shots used in Six Pack, starring Kenny Rogers. Early is indifferent to Rusty’s search for truth. Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.
Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience. Early’s DNA is finally put to good use. Rusty’s soul is a pawn in the endgame between good and evil. The squids fail to learn a valuable lesson about conservation. Lil’s disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early. Smelling youthful and sexy comes at a heavy price. Pedal meets metal and windshield meets Rusty.
A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid. Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids’ house. Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and sex is first place. About Dan Halen: An intimate look at one of history’s most intriguing figures, presented in glorious English. The Squids stalk Georgia’s rarest bird because the TV box told them to. Granny’s on the prowl for love, Confederate style. David Allan Coe is the cure.